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| Title | Nice Tat |
| Joke | Kevin gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the world have you been?" Kevin replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." Kevin is recovering nicely at the hospital. |
| Posted by | johnhogan |
| Joke Rating |  8.0 - 1 vote |
